The other night while I was assembling a light fixture, Graisyn joined me and immediately picked up a string of crystals intended to hang on the light. The following is our conversation from that night:
ME: Graisyn, please put down the light.
GRAISYN: Okay. (Puts down the light. Ten seconds pass. Picks up the light again.)
ME: Graisyn, please put down the light.
GRAISYN: Okay. (Puts down the light. Ten seconds pass. Picks up the light again.)
ME: Graisyn, please put down the light. (She puts it down again.) How many times do I have to ask you to do something before you do it.
GRAISYN: Three
Moral of the story, ask a stupid question, get a smartass answer.


